Slow Week

So this has been a slow week. Isaac and Melissa have been recovering from the stomach stuff. We have pretty much just hung out here at the rental house. I wish I could tell you some stories of grandiosity but not much has happened aside from Isaac's day hospital visit today. So, what has been going on this week? Well, since I have no grand tales to tell, I'll take a few minutes to tell you about the mundane happenings around the house here in Florence. Let's start with Sunday. Melissa was sick. Isaac was sick. I sat around spraying Lysol. Oh yeah I went to the Krogers Store. I bought 12 cans of Chicken Noodle Soup, 6 Bottles of Gatorade, one bottle of Ginger Ale, one bottle of sprite, and two cans of Lysol. I didn't eat any of this stuff. It was for the sick folks here at the house. As a matter of fact, the only thing that I did eat on Sunday was half a pack of Ritz Crackers. I figured I was going to get sick so I got a jump on emptying my stomach by not putting anything there to start with and I figured that instead of puking, I would go straight to the dry heaves. On Monday, again I tried to put the fake out on the stomach virus. I did have a couple of slices of pizza. I ate the slices in four big bites figuring it would come back out quicker that way. By Tuesday, I had lost 6 pounds and decided that if the stomach virus was gonna get me then he might as well get a fat me. So i had Cinnamon Rolls for breakfast, a whole pizza for lunch, and four seperate and autonimous snack times for supper. I felt sick then. It wasn't the virus. I think it was just a case of the old tummy jumblies. That leads us to today. I had a Burger King Value meal for breakfast, a couple of snack times, and Smokey Bones for supper. Well that's about all for my mundane week so far. I'll try and contrive some fabulous story for next time.