Perplexed...... Please Help!

Ok, so today we headed out of Easley going back to Cincy. We made a stop in Gatlinburg because Isaac has been begging to do two things in Gatlinburg ever since he went in the hospital over a year and a half ago. He has been begging to go to this rock shop that he used to go to and to go to the Ripleys Museum. We went to the rock shop and it has since shut down. We then went to Ripleys. We have been through the thing a bunch of times and nothing really has changed. They still have the replicas of the two headed goat and two headed calf. They have the pictures of the man with the horn growing out of his head. They have the shrunken skull of some person from the amazon jungle. They have the rug that some guy made out of bubble gum wrappers. They had the 300 pound ball of twine that some man made just for fun. Idiot! My favorite has to be the fake bathroom where the man is standing and it looks like you bump into him and I guess he supposedly spills his pee or something. But anyway, I go to the regular bathroom and it has a riddle that you read while you are standing and taking care of business. Whoever thought of putting a riddle in the bathroom just isn't right. It's hard to concentrate when your trying not to pee on your feet. But here is the riddle as it appeared in the bathroom. If you have the answer let me know. PS. if you know how to open the little gate that is located near the end let me know too. This thing messed with my mind too.